Round Thirty Nine Is For The Feline!

So I've been saving the cat search terms up for a while of those who find me and my rhyming style. Google sure can send some strange ones. I'm not sure they are all about cats so we may offend nuns.

Nun pussy cats

I told you so. Think this searcher is going down below?

cat on my lap on my leg on my dick

My, you typed all of that? Guess you weren't killed by the cat.

Cat sore feet me

Hopefully it is your sore feet. Maybe a cat stole your seat?

pussy in the barn

Roll in the hay? Hope you itch a lot at your bay.

scared and lonely cat and fish

Maybe they want to make a wish. Or the cat wants the fish on a dish.

Jax with cat hair

Damn Jax, run out of shampoo there at your zoo?

cats in the cradle smothering baby

Hmm, get the hair puller. Cradle just a little fuller. 

cat towers r us

Not sharing. None we are sparing.

man cat loving

Hopefully not in the redneck way, otherwise it is okay.

cat hair up my nose

Sneeze it out. Don't pout.

cat hair in my 

In my what? Nose at your hut?

cat pulled my hair

Pat knows all about that. His armpit hair was pulled by the cat.

gf cats are the devil

Did they pee on you? What does the devil look like at her zoo?

pussy cats felines cat

You know you only need to search one, right? Such a waste of a search site.

And the winner of the cats brings out the dingbats. I guess the winner is always a dingbat. It is no different with cat. Are you surprised my this? I guess to each their bliss.

Human smelling cat ass on all fours
Does that get you umm ready? Turn you on steady? I hope not. That is scary a lot. I'll take a butt sniffing mutt any day over some redneck human at my bay. And now the cat search engine one has come to pass. No human will ever be sniffing my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.