Now you really will have to read it for the articles.
Playboy is eliminating nudity in its magazines, I just learned. Don’t know why, but that made me laugh.
Also, starting January 1st, GM will begin selling cars without motors and all homes on the planet will be constructed without roofs, doors, walls, or floors (I understand they will be quite affordable).
I haven’t looked at a Playboy in a hundred years. I remember there was a pretty, big-breasted girl sitting nude on a saddle-less horse, bringing a whole new dimension to the term “bareback”.
Hugh Hefner broke ground publishing naked chicks. Before Hugh, you could find pictures of naked chicks, but you had to work at it. He made naked chicks mainstream. Now that he is an addled old man wandering around his endless mansion in silk pajamas, the empire of naked chicks he created has come full circle.
Playboy removing nudity from its pages may be a brilliant move. We live in an age when hairless, saliva-covered porn is free and universal, pumped right into our homes for anyone to see, even kindergartners. It’s like how water comes out of the tap or electricity out of the outlet. Porn comes out of the internet. Since it’s completely free, it’s a much better deal than electricity or water, though.
Maybe their marketing will be how they’re “different”. Different, as a product, works for a lot of people. There is a very large group of people who buy things just because they are different. Maybe, these people incorrectly think, if I buy something different, that means I’m different.
LOL. What a good little consumer!
Even though Playboy was the first falling domino in the complete pornification of American culture, they didn’t follow their competitors down into the sewer. Their naked chicks were always “tasteful”. You would never see one with a zucchini in her ass, which I’m sure you could find this instant with a single Google search.
For free.
You could even put parameters on it. “Naked chick with a zucchini in her ass getting spanked by a giant black dude while she performs oral sex on a Mr. Rogers look-alike”.
Isn’t America great (and totally healthy, especially mentally and spiritually)? Thank you, Hugh!
But I don’t know why Playboy is removing naked chicks from its pages or how they’re going to spin it. It seems to me they’ve just turned themselves into yet another pop culture rag aimed at people who appreciate occasional journalistic excellence and constant liberal groupthink.
Yeah, we need another one of those.
