An Insecure Attack To Help The Pack!

It's Halloween time,Or close to it's chime.You are insecure.It has a certain allure.
Use it well.Raise some hell.If your eyes are baggy,And kinda saggy,
Be a witch.Scratch that itch.Give it a go.Away the insecurity will flow.
Just scare the kiddos away.So fun at your bay.Might get an urban legend made about you.Hell, you might even get two.
Too lazy to shave?Look like you came out of a cave?Be a werewolf at your sea.Howl the insecurity away from thee.
Just stay within the noise bylaws.Fines may bring out your claws.Scratching a copper will bring down the hammer,And you don't want to go to the slammer.

Cat eat your toilet paper?You know that is a fun caper.Just a little holey and such.We don't eat much.

Take your holey tp,And wrap it around thee.Be a holey mummy.You and your cat may get chummy.

Could unravel you with ease.Or you'll take off in a breeze.Hmm, may get a bit dizzy.That will stop your insecurity tizzy.

And if you really want it beat,Leaving insecurity in defeat,Just become the undead.Eat off insecurity's head.

Wasn't the cat helpful today? Enjoy howling at your bay. Just don't do it near the cat. Not sure my ears can take that. Now I am through with my tips for you. So enjoy turning insecurity around in mass. It works for my little rhyming ass.
Later all, have a nice fall.