A Robot Or Not?

Not only does Google provide the cat with a blog, but they want to help robots with that brain fog. They want to make them a buddy for you. Someone for you to talk to at your zoo. Isn't that nice? Bet they charge a hefty price.

Robots with common sense.
That might make some tense.
Or it may be grand,
As I've said in my land,

Humans have little common sense anymore.
So maybe Skynet can help with that chore.
And you can have quite the chat.
Just like Her or something like that.

Ready for I Robot?
Like the idea a lot?
A robot for you and me.
The Jetsons you can be.

Not a fan?
Bicentennial Man may have an evil plan.
Could make the world go boom?
Humans can also do that doom.

But who needs a pet or spouse or kid?
Just oil up a robot lid.
There you go.
A one person show.

Could even give you a thrill.
Would that be worth the bill?
Sure to some crazy nuts.
Must be in some real ruts.

Robots could do all the work.
That has to be a perk.
You can sit and get fat.
Nothing wrong with that.

They cook and clean.
You watch the TV screen.
Isn't that wow?
Could even get a robot cow.

Don't forget they chat.
They'll chat to any dingbat.
So ask away and have fun.
They'll chat a ton.

Remember they have common sense too.
They may have more than you.
So get ready for a robot spin.
I hear they'll even tuck you in.

Will you be getting a robot? Maybe you'll get a lot. In ten years or less you are supposed to be able to tell and confess. What if they call you an idiot at your sea? Pull the batteries out and string them up in a tree? Unless the robot can make the cat super rich, I'll avoid that itch. So that is a pass for my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.