I Have Reached My Final Form

I have been playing video games since I was a four or five. One of my earliest memories is of playing Zelda so much on a NES that I injured my small hands trying to hold the rectangular controller.

Over the past decade, however, I’ve been undergoing a transformation from a person who games constantly to someone who games occasionally and rants about how much better things used to be‘back in my day’. In other words, I’ve reached my final form: cynical asshole.

I first realised this when I bega...