I'm Slick With A New Trick!

So you may not be able to teach an old mutt a new trick but the cat can pick them up some slick. What is this new trick you ask? While I'll let you in on the task.


I was staring out the window.There wasn't much of a show.A few dumb humans here and there. They were only worth a short stare.

Then a light came on.Or maybe it was dawn.Or maybe Cassie farted.Either way, we parted.

Pat was watching me.I had to flee.Bah, let him watch the cat. I'll reveal my secret to even Pat.

I can now open the dishwasher door.Hmm, plenty in there to explore.I jump up and pop it open with ease.It really is a breeze.

What is so interesting you say?Isn't it empty at our bay?Nope, Pat hides the cat toys there.The ones I'd eat if I could at my lair.

String is bad for you.Who knew at their zoo.Would you look at that.A toy for the cat.

Cassie thought I was crazy.Bah, she's just lazy.Sitting there gawking.At least she wasn't squawking.

I've got it now.It will never meow.I ripped the end off of a wand. I'll go toss it in a pond.

Now my hard work is through.Stop following me at our zoo.I've got new tricks to learn.Go give Cassie a turn.

Hmph. She just sits pretty by the window.That doesn't put on a show. The cat needs to teach her a thing or two.Must be more humans out there for her to view.
There is my new trick. Can you open the dishwasher that slick? Do you store toys in there too? It is a perfect spot at our zoo. Pat locks the dishwasher now though. That is just so low. For that the cat gave him sass. Then off I wiggled with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.