Epic Disciplinary Parent Fail

Epic disciplinary parenting fail:

Note from teacher: Young Indiana had to be spoken to in the yard for licking other children.

Me, already trying not to giggle: Indy, did you lick someone in the yard today?

Indy, full of big blue eyes and guilelessness: Remember the game we were playing where we were dogs?

Me: …yes…

Indy: I saw one of my owners, so I had to lick him!

Me: *completely loses it, bursts out laughing*

I’m still giggling. I eventually managed to look solemn enough to say he should...