Pop Haiku

The top ten songs on the Billboard Canadian top 100, summarized by haiku.* That is all.

10) "Downtown," by Macklemore etc.
I ride a moped.
Cheapskate rapping is my thing.
Remember "Thrift Shop"?

9) "Renegades" by X Ambassadors
We should be different,
Maybe do creative stuff.
hey hey hey hey hey

8) "Photograph" by Ed Sheeran
Love's Temporary:
Photographs are forever.
It beats Nickelback.

7)"The Hills" by The Weeknd
I have no boundaries,
So I get stoned and call you.
Amharic Outro.

6) "Cheerleader" by OMI
Male C...