The Month Of Scare, Readers Beware!

The cat will scare you today, as Halloween is coming to play. Oh what I will do. One is for Gloria at my zoo. She likes that. You'll see from the cat. Might even get the Halloween Nazi as the scares fly free.


The cell of doom. It will bring gloom.Won't fit in your pocket.It's back on the docket.

Whoops, wrong holiday.Scary anyway.Santa is frisky to all.Think it shrunk at his hall?

Yummy fish crap,Is going in your yap.Don't you love that?Some scary scat.

A floating brain.Too big for a train.It has its eyes on you. A brain with eyes? Who knew.

Umm err eww.Quite the view.Shit in a chair.Have to sit bare.

Hoarders r us.Can't even fit on a bus. Buried in boxes is scary.Bet things are in there that are hairy.

Like thousands of these.They sure won't freeze.Even too many for the cat.Mary Kirkland would like that.

The craze is still on.It isn't a con.Human noses up your ass. Get ready to pass some gas.

Eyes to scare all.Pop out like a ball.Isn't that nifty?Rather thrifty.

And the worst of all.Ready to run down the hall?Yep, the return of zombie feet.Hey, Gloria finds them neat.
And now whatever comes due, unless maybe an alien probes you, you won't be scared at all. All thanks to the cat getting it out of your system on my wall. Gloria was waiting for the feet to return. Took a year and a half for zombie feet to make eyes burn. But there they are. Nasty by far. Enjoy the scary mass? No need to thank my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.