The Goal Of A Hole!

I've heard it time and time again here at my den. You want to get out of the hole. Umm, need a rope to accomplish that goal? Lassie may be around. You can count on that hound. Does one ever truly get out though? Damned if I know.

Life takes a stroll,
You're in a hole.
Didn't watch your feet,
Tripped on the street.

In the hole you are.
Beats being hit by a car.
Now you are stuck,
And covered in muck.

That is just yuck.
Can't make a buck.
Bills in the mail,
Saying you fail.

Peter pays Paul.
They rob them all.
But why not Paul and Peter?
Peter a big eater?

Why not Anne and old one eye?
They popped in, don't know why.
Might want to jump in a hole,
If old one eye takes a stroll.

Where was I?
Right, a holey cry.
Stuck in deeper.
Bills are a creeper.

The harder you work,
More life isn't a perk.
Down further you go.
Can't get enough dough.

Can't see the sun.
Holes are no fun.
Then they come and lock it.
Take your last buck out of a hole in your pocket.

Now trapped in the hole.
Out is your goal?
Might need a gun,
Rob a bank for fun.

Go in on it with a banker.
Then double cross the wanker.
Out of your hole you'll be,
But now it is time to flee.

Hmm, so I suppose you humans can get out of the hole. It just depends on the goal. Although don't stop and stammer or you'll get chucked in the slammer. Can one ever get out of the hole in life? Need to marry a rich husband or wife? That would stop the hole sass. I'll now go dig a hole in the litter box with my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.