What the Heck is a Holy C?

(There’s a reason Popes don’t visit us)

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You knew it was going to happen. We all knew. We knew as soon as the Holy Father stepped off the plane onto US soil that it was just a matter of time before the marketers descended, before the money-changers set up shop and slung up a shingle.

Because this is America, and the Pope is for sale.

By now, unless you live under a rock, you’ve seen a hundred thousand hours of news footage reporting on Pope Francis’ visit to America, including live...