No More Apocalypse Predictions!

No! We’re done! No more apocalypse predictions! It’s over, finished, caput, done. Mormon Apocalypse 2015? What the heck is going on here?

Y2K, the rapture, the Mayans, imminent asteroid strikes, it just keeps going. How many apocalypse predictions do we have to stomach? We barely get by one (of course) and another one rolls right up. It’s insane! How can people take these seriously? How many apocalypse predictions do we have to have before people stop believing so easily in apocalypse predictions?

Could the world end at some point? Sure, it has to eventually. Humanity probably long before the planet itself. But these predictions? How ridiculous do these have to be?

It’s the end of the world as we know it…and it’s starting to give me a headache.

ENOUGH WITH THE APOCALYPSES!!!!!