The Art Of The Sparkly Fart!

So today is the day the cat as reached his goal. 50 kids books have now taken a stroll. Nearing 100 books altogether though, but that's with non rhyming stuff on the go. And what better way to meet the goal then to let the farts roll. Hey, kids like that. Maybe even the cat.

Fill your cart.
Create some art.
But not with a brush.
Tell that to shush.

Just pull a finger,
Then it will linger.
The sparkly fart,
Taken to heart.

Art from a fart.
Some kind of art.
Fart to art.
Melts your heart?

Or maybe nose hairs.
But who cares?
It's the art of the sparkly fart.
It sets art apart.

One, two three,
Let it fly free.
The art of a sparkly fart,
Is a new kind of art.







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Ready to fart up a storm? Hey, to kids it is the norm. Ever think art could come from a fart? Safer than art made by a dart. That could be stabby and make all crabby. So 50 have now come to pass. But I'll probably keep going with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.