An Easy Way To Cause Dismay!

The cat sees it everywhere as he sits and gives a glare. From NWO crap to cartoons, books and movies across the map. Some crazy nut job wants to take over the world, they give an evil laugh with their lips curled. But they always go big and in a deep hole they dig.

Let's take over.
Rule human and rover.
I'm so evil I deserve to win.
I will do all others in.

Just look at my big big big thing.
It is so threatening at every wing.
Run from my big big big thing.
Can't you hear the death toll ring?

The bigger I go the more I win.
So just bow down at your bin.
Don't stop and stare.
Succumb to my evil glare.

Apocalypse deserves respect.
Don't give Thanos any neglect.
Bowser wants it too.
So does James Bond Villain 52.

Hans Gruber will get his way.
Loki will come out to play.
Tempestra will hit the trail.
Moriarty sure won't fail.

All shall rule.
They are no fool.
Those good guys will lose,
As they all abuse.

Oh wait!
Losing is their fate.
How can that be?
We had a big big big thingy.

Hmm that sounds wrong,
But just follow along.
Or you could join them in jail,
If you give such a showing a sail.

Anyway, they all lose.
The good guys take a cruise.
They can't take over the world.
Their evil lips are no longer curled.

When all you have to do,
Is really get a clue.
Throw the big big big thingy away,
And just steal all the coffee from bay to bay.

There you have it all. If you want to rule each and every hall. Steal the coffee from all over the Earth. You will now own something of worth. Addicted humans everywhere will bow at your feet. No one will leave you in defeat. You will be ruler whether happy or crass. Well at least of 99% of the population like that Betsy lass, who drinks coffee in mass, unlike my non coffee drinking little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.