How to Look Like Salvador Dalí on the Spanish Riviera

Let’s go ahead and assume that the first question you asked upon reading this here title wasn’t, “Why?” Because why on earth would you need a reason to look like Salvador Dalí on the Spanish Riviera?

However, if you’re open to the idea of sartorializing surrealism but need a bit more context, just know this: though summer may be a season, Dalí on the coast of Spain is a state of mind.

It’s also a shop on Bloglovin’ that we curated like a damn museum (or Instagram) if you insist on pulling us back down to reality.

Now fly back up! It’s way more fun on this sunny moon. We will answer the question of how with pleasure, however. Pleasure, a side of tuna ceviche and a pitcher of sangria.

Step 1: If you cannot grow one and you’re allergic to Super Glue, draw a mustache on your face with liquid eyeliner.

Step 2: Step into pompom pumps.

Step 3: Take back anything you may have just said along the lines of, “Why would I put on shoes when I haven’t put on pants?” This is surrealism, my friends! Stop asking so many questions. Have a sip of that sangria and san-go with it.

Step 4: Now you may put on pants. Only if you want! But if you do, keep ’em fringed: the more flair the better.

Step 5: Add a blouse. The man loved a good blouse.

Step 6: Daisy pasties! You can put them anywhere but we recommend your nips/anywhere they stick. It goes back to the flair clause and also, this:

Step 7: DALÍ? IS THAT YOU? Not quite. You need a beret. Too Picasso, baby? What about a boat hat. Lotta water off that Spanish coast.

Step 8: Wear a watch, but ask everyone what time it is. When they answer, answer back: “Time’s an illusion.” Try that on your boss when you’re an hour late.

Step 9: Throw a blazer over your shoulders to command the appearance of four arms.

Step 10: DIY the rest of your own Dali adventure here, and if you don’t mind, post a picture of yourself as Dali on the Spanish Riviera avoiding summer at all costs in the comments below.

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