Welcome to my stop on the blog tour for Zed by Jason McIntyre!

Welcome to my stop on the blog tour for Zed by Jason McIntyre!

Character InterviewRecord: 1974-03452 Subject: Zeke <Last Name Redacted> Date: August 31, 1974 Type: psychological assessment Method: audio cassette recording Interviewer’s notes: Zeke seems to be of below average intelligence. My understanding is that he’ll be given comprehensive intelligence and psychological tests upon admittance to a local group home care facility. - CFZeke, can you tell me how you feel about your family, now that you’re an adult? I got me no memory of my Mama. My Daddy, he and I didn’t get along so good. Now we have some good times. He lets me work with him. Least he used to. Now that Chief Birkhead come and get me and start doing his talks with me, I don’t know. I might never do the work with my Daddy again. That might be sad. What do you want from life? To keep my truck, wash it, and have it nice fer always. I only got a me few scratches and I buffed them out. I’d like to find a purty lady who maybe doesn’t care that my thinker bottle is cracked and don’t work so good no more. If you were granted three wishes, what would you ask for? Like a genie in a bottle? I saw that on a tv show once. I Dream a Genie. Let’s see. A shiny bufferin’ machine. For my truck you know. A new poker stick so’s I can reach way down deep into the sewers. For when I’m on duty and the trash pick up on Main street. And maybe, I dunno, maybe I’d like to take a train trip one day. I member going on the little loco-mota when I’s a boy. We got one on the island, you know. Lotsa people don’t know that but we do. It was fun. That big smoke stack going way up and making that big smoke in the air. It was fun and I’d like to get me on a train like that again. What three things would you take to a Desert Island? I dunno, I already live on an island. Dovetail Cove and a bit north of town is the only place I ever been. Hard question. Can I skip it? In your relationship with others, how are you different with family than you are with friends? Why? I ain’t never different with nobody. Same Zeke alla time. I hate when people give those fake smiles, you know? Or when they lie to you and you know they lyin but you can’t figure out what to say so that the lie is seen. Fakeness is hard. Same Zeke always. Scout’s honour. How do you fall in love? At first sight? Over a long period? <inaudible> <muffled response> Zeke, can you answer? How do you fall in love? Does it take a long time or happen all at once? I bin in love a couple times you know. I like it when purty girls laugh. They sound so nice and when I make em laugh, that’s the best, you know. My Dad says I’m not supposed to talk about bein in love. Guys like Zeke, he says, guys like us, we don’t get to do that. What parts of loving come easy for you? Hard? Hard? Like you mean when dem girls do their laughing and my private parts get— <inaudible> No. Kay. Nevermind. I like the talking parts but I’m not so good at them. Making purty girls feel safe – I can do that real good. Really, Mister, if you’re gonna keep asking about lovey-dovey stuff, you gots ta talk to my Dad. He says I’m not supposed to talk about this. I got in trouble a couple times now. Chief said. and when I make em laugh, that’s the best, you know. My Dad says I’m not supposed to talk about bein in love. Guys like Zeke, he says, guys like us, we don’t get to do that. What parts of loving come easy for you? Hard? Hard? Like you mean when dem girls do their laughing and my private parts get— <inaudible> No. Kay. Nevermind. I like the talking parts but I’m not so good at them. Making purty girls feel safe – I can do that real good. Really, Mister, if you’re gonna keep asking about lovey-dovey stuff, you gots ta talk to my Dad. He says I’m not supposed to talk about this. I got in trouble a couple times now. Chief said. How do you decide if you can trust someone? Experience with others? With this person? First impressions? Intuition? Do you test the person somehow? Or are you just generally disposed to trust or not to trust? Trust? I don’t know. What do you mean, trust? Oh, I don’t know Zeke, I guess I mean, how do you know someone isn’t lying to you? I never really think about it. Don’t all Mommies and Daddies teach their little ones to tell the truth? Mine did. I always do. Everyone should. When you walk into a room, what do you notice first? Second? I was real good at re-doin floors. All kinds of floors. Tile and wood, polish and rug. I like to see how good a floor is and then I think about how I could do it better. When you walk into a room, what do you expect people to notice about you? Nobody should look at Zeke. My Daddy told me I ain’t supposed to look at nobody so maybe they shouldna look at me. Describe yourself to me. Me? I’m strong for my size. I can lift two of me, and I’m real good at looking after Main Street. Did you turn out the way you expected? The way your parents predicted? When I was a kid I got hurt real bad. My thinker took to leaking and I don’t imagine anyone knew I was gonna be like I am. But I can still get by. I do okay. What really moves you, or touches you to the soul? Daddy says we ain’t got no souls. But if I had to say, I’d tell you. Purty girls. When they laugh. That’s what touches Zeke’s soul. What's the one thing you have always wanted to do but didn't/couldn't/wouldn't? What would happen if you did do it? My Dad says I’m not supposed to say. What do you consider are your strengths? My arms. My back is pretty strong too. What do you consider are your weaknesses? Can’t lift much with my pinky fingers. Or my baby toes. They’re the weakest, I bet. What is one physical attribute you are proud of? Physical what? I told you about my nice truck, right? What one physical attribute would you change? What do you consider are your weaknesses? Can’t lift much with my pinky fingers. Or my baby toes. They’re the weakest, I bet. What is one physical attribute you are proud of? Physical what? I told you about my nice truck, right? What one physical attribute would you change? I put two new tires on the back when I saved up enough. I’d change out the front ones if I could afford to. What do you consider your special talent? I always do what I say I’m gonna. No one has to guess. Zeke always comes through. What do you wish your special talent was? Maybe if I could patch up my thinker. I can see the words. I know what I’m supposed to do and say, but it pours out before the words come to my mouth. Maybe like sand. Or water. If I could patch up m’ thinker, tha’d be good. What are you most proud of about your life? You keep asking me that same questions! I told you about my truck, din’t I? Is there anything you've always wanted to do but haven't done? What would happen if you did it? This question again. Where’s my Dad? Did he make you ask this one? Trine ta trick me, maybe. What's the worst thing you've ever done? Why? I have to go now, okay? I should get back to my job with the town. Describe your ideal mate. Please Mister. Can’t we just let Zeke go back to work now…? maybe. What's the worst thing you've ever done? Why? I have to go now, okay? I should get back to my job with the town. Describe your ideal mate. Please Mister. Can’t we just let Zeke go back to work now…? What are you most afraid of? <inaudible> <muffled> Okay. I can’t talk to you anymore. Kay? Zeke, what's the most important thing in your life? What do you value most? <sobbing> Come on, Mister, please, you have to let me go back. I’m gonna get in trouble. I can’t do no more of your questions right now. How do you feel about your life right now? What, if anything, would you like to change? Pleeaaase! Let me go! <inaudible> *End of Recording
About Jason:JASON MCINTYRE is the #1 Kindle Suspense author of THE NIGHT WALK MEN, bestsellers BLED and SHED, plus the multi-layered literary suspense, THALO BLUE. His first novel, ON THE GATHERING STORM, earned a spot in the Top 20 Debut Authors for the Goodreads Choice Awards.McIntyre's debut novel, ON THE GATHERING STORM was VOTED as one of the TOP 20 DEBUT AUTHORS — Goodreads Choice AwardsLearn more and connect with the author at www.theFarthestReaches.comAmazon Author Page Giveaway:a Rafflecopter giveaway

Published on September 06, 2015 01:35
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