The New Google Logo Changes EVERYTHING!

I don’t know if you’ve seen, but Google has changed it’s logo. Here’s a pic of the old and the new:

See it? The font is just slightly different, as well as the shadow. This changes EVERYTHING!

I mean, I already use Google as my primary search engine. Now I want to use them for everything. I want to use them as a coffee substitute. I want to use them to delaminate monkeys. I want to use them to build a scale model of the Eiffel Tower out of Belgian waffles.

EVERYTHING!!!!!

I want to just start throwing piles of money at them. I want to bear their children. I want to vote them for president, as well as several deity positions.

EVERYTHING!!!!!

This is a total game changer, totally. There’s no way that I’m being facetious because the new and old logos look so similar to me that I think the change is largely pointless. I wonder how much money they spent on this.