Pope Interview 3

"My ass is as itchy as dry skin gets after a shower with lye soap and sandpaper and that skin scrub my wife uses," said Evil Editor to the Cardinal Cardinal in answer to the question "how are you today and why should you be pope," so, without pause for thought, Evil editor continued: "You see, I have hemorrhoids and I have this pillow I normally plop my ass on but my wife and her sister borrow it and I said you know where that's been right? To which she replied, "Your ass." My wife is my primary