Pope Interview 4

"Hey, I wouldn't be the worst Pope ever," Evil stated, even though he knew in his heart of hearts that he probably would be, since his lack of conscience would allow him to tell all the whining masses - who thought that by going to church every Sunday they were somehow better than everyone else and had front row seats to heaven, even though they picked their noses when they were alone in their cars, and cheated on their income tax returns just like nonbelievers – that the whole 'heaven' t