Pope Interview 5

It was a dark and stormy Papacy, filled with the kind of interminable plagiarisms one would associate with a rotten little dog that should have been neutered long ago with a blunt instrument and no sort of anesthetic whatsoever; however, although castration does involve the genitals it does not involve the genitals in the sort of thing this Pope was involved in.

"A choirboy?"

"Yes," said the Cardinal, "but we've handled that kind of scandal before. We need a new Pope because everybody found out th