A Battle Encore At My Shore!

So the cat will join on in, err umm, rip off farawayeyes at his bin. For I may be late or early and make the rule people squirrely. But the cat doesn't follow rules. Anyway, time to rip off some band duels. Or maybe a pick of three at my sea. I cheat, but what else do you expect from me?

Do you know a dickhead?
They can cause dread.
While with this one,
You can have some fun.

Send it to them all.
Post it on your wall.
And they will get the hint.
They won't be blinded by tint.

A dickhead is what they are.
No need to hit them with your car.
Stay away from the slammer,
And put down the hammer.


Love the celebrities at your sea?
While turn on your TV.
Or maybe just hit this one.
For it can give you some fun.

A reality tv nut?
Get off your but.
Watch it give them dread,
With everything that is said.

Some I didn't know.
I guess I'm slow.
Or have more to do,
Then watch idiots in view.


Filled with hate?
Such a bad fate.
But can be a trait,
That adds to your plate.

A big list,
Not to be missed.
Just keep adding away,
There at your bay.

Give a little hate.
Even if you just ate.
Let the hate flow.
It can easily grow.


So number one or two or three?
Which ones is tops for thee?
Do they all get hate?
Guess #3 is your fate.

Now the cat has ripped off the battle once more with this encore. Yeah, I'm a big fat cheater. At least I'm not an over eater. So bring the hate. I can sit and wait. Done with the Hate, Dickhead and Celebrity sass. Now I'm done battling with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.