Facts For Score At My Shore!

A little fact for today as we rip off Adam's bay. Fact of the day? Hmm, still work with facts on display? Plural it is with the fact biz. I'll let you judge that. I'm too busy of a cat.

Floors can leave dirt on your feet.
My, isn't that oh so neat.
The litter box can smell.
Shhh, don't tell.

Dating is a pain.
Might pop a vein.
Dogs sniff butts.
Are they in ruts?

Food costs money.
Whether cloudy or sunny.
A drunk had to drink.
Unless they're the missing link.

What you see on TV is fake.
Damn, maybe not an earthquake.
The sun can shine.
Not news to the feline.

Water is wet.
Wow, a safe bet.
A window let's you see.
Not if one way or blocked from thee.

Doors open up.
So watch your cup.
A cup can break.
No need to hit it with a rake.

Raccoons steal stuff.
They do it in the buff.
A cat tree should be high.
No small ones for this guy.

This month has 31 days.
I'll wait while you gaze.
Waiting is a boredom maker.
So I won't be a partaker.

Cars need gas.
At least most of the mass.
A 9-5 job will suck.
Not all the time if you have any luck.

Luck is a made up human word.
As said, it's absurd.
Adam finds better ones.
Mine may give you the runs.

Aren't you in the know now? The cat is so helpful it is just, wow! Hmm, maybe not. Unless you suffer from brain rot. Then they may be news to you. Fact is, I was being a smart ass at my zoo. Did it shine through? Maybe a time or two? Either way, enjoy the fact mass from my fact finding little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.