A That And This You Can't Miss!

Time for That and This. Saying it that way causes Betsy such bliss. Hmm, maybe reverse that? Bah, no need from the cat. A rip offing I will go with a That and This show.


Did you know, Boogers can grow,When humans glow?Avoid a booger foe.

Humans acting scary,Against things that are hairy,Will never ever work.Avoid that perk.

Eat too much fruit,Not only will you toot,But you'll turn into one.A big orange head is no fun.

Impress a pig,It will dance a jig.Then it will grow a nose or two.Doesn't that impress you?

A mutt is big and brave,It will rant and rave.Or bark and rave.Chasing toys to an early grave.

A troll can slam a door.It's their favorite chore.Slam it and hit you on the head.That ought to bring dread.

Cats stick together.Even in rough weather.Giant cat and human cat.What do you think of that?

Cats are very strong.Sometimes all can get along.Even with the bug eyed creep. Into a black hole they'll leap.

Goats tend to get grumpy,When rednecks get humpy.Oh wait, sorry about that.It's when you mock them like a cat.

And people stop and stare,When they become fully aware.Aware of what you ask? That fat ass you can't mask.
There is my that and this for today. Enjoy the that and this display? Was that a cheesy attempt at showing off books? Bah, I'm ripping off blog nooks. That is the main thing there. Bug a goat or troll if you dare. They may give you more than sass. Trust my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.