Grab A Beer And Grope A Rear?

The cat is here to give all free beer. Hmm, at least I think it is beer that is near. I'd do a smell test first before quenching your thirst. Now that the cat saved you from getting drunk, time to rip off the beer guys and see how low I've sunk.

The Head Edition
It seems everywhere you go,There is a head ready and waiting.So much livelier than a toe,Whether for discussion or mating.

 Some may be a football head,With brain cells out the ear.That is what they'd call brain dead.At least that is what I hear.
But don't bite my head off.The vet already did that.At least I didn't have to cough.The beer guys heads are no longer flat.

 They should hold their head high,They got their head together, Even giving my beer and snacks a try.Their bathroom you may not be able to weather.
Two heads are better than one.Hmm, not sure on that.Look what they have done,Fooled by a rhyming cat?

 What comes out a head,Can even be said in bed.Too old, beats dead,Is that really what he said?
Don't be a hot head,And keep your head down.Especially while in bed,Or mini you's may run through town.

 How low I sink.Where is my head at?Can I say that with a wink?Such a dirty cat.
Still tongue makes a wise head?What about typing at my sea?My tongue is causing no dread,But I fall heads over heels with glee.

 However you head shows,Keep it safe and wise.Hopefully you come out smelling like a rose,And the heads will rise.
They have plenty of pills for such things too, if you are slow in the head or lost your head at your zoo. I don't think Pat's artwork will ever go to his head. Good thing he doesn't draw to keep us fed. Now head on over to your next stop. Watch that head in front of a cop. Care for some beer that will cause gas? I'm a sharing little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.