Five Cool Things to Buy Under $100

Have you ever woken up in the middle of the night, had a brilliant idea, wrote it down so you’d remember the next day and then, in the morning, had ZERO CLUE WHAT YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT?

Just happened to me. Except with Leandra.

In the back-end of the program that we use to write and publish stories I noticed a pending post titled, “Five Cool Things to Buy Under $100.” Curious, I opened it, but found only a list of hyperlinks and zero context.

Because it’s Leandra I expected shoes, maybe some strange pants and definitely something denim — something cohesive one could immediately make an outfit or story out of, but nope.

The first link was to a ukulele.

Yup. Like the instrument Israel Kamakawiwo’ole favors.

The second: a transparent plastic rotary phone clutch. K.

The third: a pair of lace-up shorts. Oh! How nice of your sanity to join us, Leandra!

Followed by a Western belt (the above shorts have no loops) and a multicolored sparkle-knit tank that I think Farrah Fawcett once wore roller skating.

…LEANDRA, WHAT?

Either she does, in fact, want you to wear the striped top with the high waisted shorts, wrap the belt around your head like Quail Man, don a pair of roller skates, use the rotary phone purse to call your friends’ landlines and invite them to a family band skate-along with you as lead ukulele-ist, or…

She just wants you to have fun. It’s still summer, remember?

Don’t worry. We’ll keep reminding you.

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