Things you can buy for the cost of Carl's book (part 10)

Yodeling lederhosen with sausage remote

Remote-controlled, yodeling lederhosen!  Just squeeze that fat, orange sausage, and a pair of disembodied pants will dance a jig and sing a merry Alpine tune.

A challenge:  Take one of these to your next bioethics conference, along with a copy of White Coat, Black Hat, and see which is a bigger hit.  I think we both know the answer.