Cross out everythingyou’veever done:
Had a beer Smoked an entirecigarette Written on abathroom wall. Read a George Orwell book. Had a physical fight. Used Twitter. Listened to Lady Gaga Been in a car accident. Gotten suspended. Gotten expelled. Been allergic to something. Got a computer virus. Touched a real gun. Had a dog. Had a cat Been pregnant. Camped out Swam in the ocean. Wore a bikini Driven a car Been sent to the principal. Ever liked someone. Failed a class. Failed a test. Went to s...
Published on July 22, 2015 17:20