Happy Shoesday: The Best of What’s New and On Sale

How are your feet feeling? I wonder if you’ve asked them lately. Personally, I’ve been rather hard on mine:

“You’re dirty.”

“You need new toe-paint.”

“You’re swollen. (Why are you swollen?)”

Etc.

I’ve been walking on my feet for an entire summer and not once have I stopped to say thank you: thanks for not making me walk on my ankles, thanks for not cramping while I’m asleep anymore, thanks for getting me places so that my Uber bill goes down, etc.

But there’s no better time like the present to change my tune. After all, it’s Tuesday, which means it’s Shoesday — and is there any better way to show an appendage gratitude than with shoes?

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So join me, won’t you, in doing a bit of gracias-shopping. Peruse the best of what’s new this week and the best of what’s on sale (finally! after months of dreaming) so that we can salvage this relationship before your toes flip you the bird and you’re stuck playing hopscotch on your knees.

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And if you’re wondering why we don’t just send our feet flowers: hello, they’re allergic. Try saying g’bless you next time they sneeze.

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