The Hamptons: Just a Traffic Jam Away

Nestled on Long Island

Is a place that I do love.

Where nightlife will be bumping,

And the clothes? White as a dove.

Montauk is always beachy,

And Southampton’s awfully close.

Though it must be Sag Harbor,

That I adore the most.

But if I had one issue,

It would be the bus I take.

Riders are known to chug beer,

And listen loudly to Drake.

Stare at the seat before me,

And I dream of Cooper’s Beach.

I tell myself that Surf Lodge,

Is just within my reach.

Two hours I do sit there,

Without data on my phone.

Among the highway traffic

And the Hampton Jitney drone.

Words by Emily Siegel, illustration by Gabi Anderson

 

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