Just because you're smart doesn't mean you're right
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The more you talk about yourself, the less people listen
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If you ever start thinking a little too highly of yourself, write for five minutes with your wrong hand. It's a nice instant-humbler.
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Never *ever* try to catch a sharp object when you drop it.
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Don't try finding shelter from the rain by walking close by a building. That's where all the big drops fal
Published on July 03, 2009 00:58