Let's see Neil Gaiman do that!

So a photographer friend at work (Hago) has offered to do a new author photo for me. Someone suggested I don't do the typical shot, but instead did something that would show off all the cool things I can do.

So my author photo will be of me rappelling from a helicopter with a sword in my hand, down between my motorcycle and drum set, while ninjas flip past in front of me. O.o