Don’t Cry That You Tried To Call Your Husband On A Banana Because Dogs Repossessed Your Car.

A friend posted a really weird photo combo this morning with the tagline that now he wanted to know what the heck it was supposed to be. It had three panels, two of which were a variously distraught woman using a banana as if it were a phone. The other was a couple of dogs in a truck, apparently driving. I was half asleep, but I came up with something. Looking at it later, I was amused enough that I wanted to capture it here:

Nancy got cable instead of DirectTV. She paid so much for her programming that she had to sell her iPhone. The only thing she could afford was a banana, and dogs came to repossess her car. She tried to call her husband to tell him dogs were repossessing her car, but she couldn’t…because it was a banana and not a phone. She cried. Don’t cry that you tried to call your husband on a banana because dogs repossessed your car. Get DirectTV.