Useless stuff I know-list #1

The birthday of my Kindergarten boyfriend: May 1.

The lyrics to way too many songs that I don't even like anymore.


Three different ways to tie my shoes.

My log-in information for my first email account which has been defunct for half my life now.

Which basket in the garage has the paperwork for summer camp in it.

A set of catch phrases from 1970s cartoons.

Way too much about Wolverine.

A variety of vampire mythology.

A few tricks to use when trying to solve a Rubik's cube.

Exactly how many steps were between my childhood home and that of my best friend.

The cost to the penny of an ice cream cone at a local parlor.

The paperclip trick for ejecting a stuck disk in an old MacIntosh computer.

How to draw a bunny rabbit out of numbers.

Enough knock-knock jokes to make a seven-year-old groan.

The complete backstory of many imaginary people.



See, that's why I can't remember the useful stuff. My brain is crowded.