Tell the Hump to Take a Hike with These Outfit Suggestions

Pitti Uomo is consistently an interesting case study in summer style. Sometimes I think to myself that without the positive reinforcement of the multitude of photos of cool people in good outfits that Instagram provides by way of photographer at [insert city] fashion week here, getting dressed in the doldrums of un-inspiration would be near impossible. This despite of the fact that five years ago Instagram didn’t even exist and street style was still an untapped, indie sport.

But then again, they say the most successful inventions are those that leave you wondering how you operated before them so, to celebrate and quell this bout of What Should I Wear’s, I offer up six looks from Pitti Uomo, captured by Tommy Ton to be broken apart, highlighted and then reassembled as one solid case for the future of your seasonal uniform.

Look #1

Take: The smile, the shoes (on sale at Saks, but wedge-spiration from elsewhere works here, too)

Leave: The breezy dress — not because it’s not great; because, well, keep moving!

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Look #2

Take: The door knockers! They’re details for days.

Leave: The blouse, the pants, the scarf as choker but only because…

Eat: The ice cream

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Look #3

Take: The bandana as choker

Leave: The pants, the white sneakers

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Look #4

Take: The sunglasses, the pajama pants (you just ate ice cream)

Leave: The blazer (it’s hot), the slides (it’s still hot)

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Look #5

Take: The bib tunic, the smile — this one lasts for a lifetime

Leave: The jeans, the smoking slippers, the genital unlike yours

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And finally, Look #6

Take: The attitude

Leave: Whatever you feel like isn’t contributing to your swagger

And what do you get? The Best Look Ever.

Am I right? I think I’m right.

Photos via Style.com

We’re on a fashun kick, so check out our Resort ’16 fashion forecast. And did you see Breaking Bad’s RJ Mitte’s boobs on the runway? That happened. Oh, and good news on this hump day: you can now un-send emails on Gmail! Halle-freaking-lujah!

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