This And That From The Cat!

A this and that you may be expecting today, but will there be a this or a that on display? I guess the word is there for all of you as you stare. Can you stare and read at the same time? Maybe leave that for another rhyme.

This and that,
Where it's at.
That and this,
Gets no bliss.

Tit for tat,
Chews the fat.
Tat for tit,
Sounds dirty a bit.

Fair and square,
Is not so rare.
Square and fair,
Just gets a glare.

Love and hate,
Takes the bait.
Hate and love,
Gets a shove.

Black and blue,
Sure comes due.
Blue and black,
Hangs on the rack.

Doom and gloom,
Counts for doom.
Gloom and doom,
Just goes kaboom.

Ball and chain,
Can feel pain.
Chain and ball,
Does nothing at all.

Beck and call,
Stands nice and tall.
Call and beck,
Is always in check.

Bells and whistles,
Shoot like missiles.
Whistles and bells,
Get shoved down wells.

The birds and the bees,
Sure do please.
The bees and the birds,
Count only as turds.

The cat could go on all day. Betsy, is to be thanked for this array. She didn't like that and this. That really makes her hiss. Maybe that and this the cat will have to use a ton. I know there are many to give a run. Could make ten posts with it. But this will do at my rhyming pit. I am done with my backwards sass and the that and this from my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.