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I mean, of course, there are cases in which that is not true, but, overall, yes, I think big noses are awesome."
Erica, you are now my new best friend. At least until someone else tells me something really nice. :)


Thanks, Cathryn! I think she just wanted to respect the sanctity of your birthday.
Of course, my wife's birthday is June 11, and my son's b-day is June 26, so I'll have a birthday hat permanently affixed to my noggin around this time every year...
On the plus side, cake. Cake. And more cake.
Because cake.

Because presents. :)
I know whereof I speak: 3 of my kids have birthdays within a 10 day period in April.

Because presents. :)
I know whereof I speak: 3 of my kids have birthdays within a 10 day period in April."
Hokey smokes, Bullwinkle! I feel your birthday pain...


Haha! Thanks, Licha...be careful, though--you can get a contact buzz off that stuff (believe me, I know from experience).

My sister uses some weird free-of-everything baby lotion. It doesn't smell like babies at all!

My sister uses some weird free-of-everything baby loti..."
Random thought: if you're an orc, are babies like veal? Just wondering...
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@ Karly -- ...as Karly can attest. I'm glad you agree, Karlington, and I am indeed seething (albeit as much with fatigue as envy right now)
@ Brittain -- Thanks! I'm a big fan...she's pretty freaking fantastic. ;)


Totally legit question and I think the answer is yes.

B, I've been telling dad jokes since before I was a dad...
And thank you, Cathryn, for being such a paragon of logical virtue.

"Honey, I'm pregnant"
"Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad...OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?"
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Speaking from experience...yes. Yes, you can.
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"Honey, I'm pregnant"
"Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad...OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?""
Haha! I'm a little concerned that you've been eavesdropping on my conversations...

"Honey, I'm pregnant"
"Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad...OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?""
Haha..."
I'm not evading eavesdropping but don't check under your couch anyways

"Honey, I'm pregnant"
"Hi Pregnant, I'm Dad...OH GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING T..."
It would be weird if you were under my couch. But kind of funny.

(I don't know why I'm sprouting French all of a sudden o_o )
Your daughter is so adorable I feel like *grabby hands* holding her xD
CONGRATULATIONS, SEAN :D You must be one proud papa and husband!


I didn't want to freak you out earlier but yes, lil' Hannah is so cute I just want to gobble her up. Cute babies bring out the turkey in me.

@ Vane -- It's okay--most babies have faces only their parents could love, especially at the very beginning. I'm admittedly biased, but I agree with you that this particular baby is rather cute. ;)
@ Licha -- Hahahaha! Better a turkey than an orc, I guess. ;)

So far, so good! He's being a sweetheart. Of course, his b-day was yesterday, so the Thomas the Tank Engine cake helped his mood. ;)
Thanks for asking, Ashley!

We want to see pics of them together next :)

As the noted philosopher Jon Bon Jovi once said, Miriam, I'll live while I'm alive, I'll sleep when I'm dead (so, no).
Tadiana--ask and you shall receive.

What has two thumbs, Captain America pants, and is wide awake? This guy!

I'm told the male pattern baldness is a temporary condition in girl babies.

Big brother Henry is either being incredibly sweet or trying to eat baby Hannah. TBD.

Seriously though, thanks for the pictures - so adorable!
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You'll get plenty of sleep when you're dead, Seanm! Enjoy the screaming, hair-loss inspiring parenthood whilst you can ;)

I want one. I'm gonna buy one just like it!
And yes, yes it did.