How Not To Run A Dinosaur Theme Park

Are you a billionaire with way too much time on your hands? Do you want to bring nature’s greatest killing machines back to life? Do you think that the only thing cooler than playing tag with a lion on safari is playing tag with a giant dinosaur? Then you’re in luck because today, I’ll be talking about how not to run a dinosaur theme park.

Genetically engineer a super dinosaur. Make sure it is carnivorous.It’s not enough that the dinosaurs were some of the largest, most vicious predators to...