ICYMI: Rihanna Yelled at Leandra and Degrassi is Still a Thing

For those of us who experienced bouts of senioritis as sophomores — also known as premature end-of-the-week quivers — we can finally celebrate like a cat breeder in the peek of fertility season, because hooray, hurrah, we made it to 3 p.m. on a Friday! Go ahead and give your tired eyes a rest from that aggressive Excel font and put your weekend goggles on.

Since it’s highly likely that you’re feeling stiff and joyless at your desk, try some of Leandra’s deskercises, and once your energy levels are up, send Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen a birthday sext. If you don’t feel like doing the above, take a gander at Leandra’s attempt at coolness. Then, try her denim challenge. OR, make like Rihanna and tell us how you really feel!

Now that that’s out of your system, it’s time to start preparing for two equally important events: the Orange is the New Black Season Three Netflix marathon you’re about to embark upon, and Father’s Day. As Annie James from The Parent Trap remake once said, “A dad is an irreplaceable person in a girl’s life.” And we kids (twenty-somethings to hundo-somethings) need all the help we can get, so why not honor dad by sharing his best advice.

Speaking of advice, read words of wisdom by the late Joan Rivers, then check out what our dating guru Isaac has to say about relationships. Then, gain enlightenment by listening to the graduation speech John Waters delivered at RISD. (Surely you recognize John Waters by his legendary pencil ‘stache, which possibly stays so neat courtesy of brow gel.)

In the wake of graduation season, we hang our heads at the end of an era. Fellow transition-phobes, say it with me: due to the overwhelming transience of life, finding consistency in the small stuff is crucial. For something to depend on, look no further than Degrassi: The Everlasting Generation. Oh yes, it’s still a thing. Season 1000000000 is chugging along and heaven help you if you don’t think that’s the best news of the week.

Drake is a mind reader–we’ve been fantasizing about Resort all week.

Thanks to the sunshine and lack of homework, the anxiety produced by graduation has worn off and all I have to say is, “Smell ya later SCHOOL, it’s intern season now.” (Was that a humble brag? Nuts.)

Still need to kill a few more minutes? Learn about a new designer! Send rude emails!

Now say pura vida to this tab as you power through the final hours. You’re this close to being free frickin’ Willy where you’ll make like Edward Sharpe and go HOME.