Walmart DJ Name Suggestions

Apparently, Walmart will be getting rid of their current music set up and will actually be getting a DJ. This seems really weird to me. Regardless, though the A.V. Club already suggested DJ WalBanger, I thought Walmart could use a few DJ name suggestions. Here’s what I came up with:

– DJ RollBack

– DJ MakinMethinMyCar

– DJ SaveJamsSpinBetter

– DJ Couldn’tGetaJobDJingAnyPlaceThatPaidBetter

– DJ OfWalmart (People of Walmart, get it?)

I don’t know what Walmart will think of any of these, but they’re welcome to use my ideas on this. I like to help.