2 plus 2 equals orange

My daughter is taking a math final today.

On her way out the door, she proclaimed, “Math is STUPID!”

Well, I’m here to prove that I still use math, every single stupid day.

Take, for instance, household chores:

And then there’s pet care:

(There’s no data at the top of the chart because that’s when your dog is sleeping.)

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And finally, in conclusion, here’s mathematical proof that being an author

isn’t for the faint of heart:

Now stop fooling around and STUDY FOR YOUR MATH FINAL!!!!