Is someone trying to distract you?
I have a “colleague” who won’t let me work.
She constantly asks to play games.
So I gave her a job.
Now that she’s CEO of Security,
I’m getting a LOT more work done.
In fact, I discovered a strange device yesterday.

I picked it up and heard a deep voice.
I think God was calling me…or maybe my husband.
Same thing, right? Bwah ha ha! Ahem. Or should I say Amen?
The deep voice told me to stop and smell the roses.
We don’t have any roses blooming, yet, so I smelled the azalea.
I hope you have the chance to stop and smell the azalea, too.
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Published on May 20, 2015 02:00