Your fave is problematic: the parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago

sirjohnsmythe:

is not restingdid not move is not stunned is not pining for the fjords has passed on is no more has ceased to be has expired and gone to meet his maker is stiff is bereft of life rests in peace would be pushing up daisies if he weren’t nailed to the perch his metabolic processes are now history is off the twig has kicked the bucket has shuffled off his mortal coil has run down the curtain and joined the bleeding choir invisible IS AN EX-PARROT