So Where’s The Magic?

I was at Voodoo Dougnut the other night. The wife and I ordered the pothole doughnut and the mango tango. There were really good, but I was wondering…where was the magic?

It isn’t as if the doughnuts I got weren’t magic on their own, but one of the main slogans of Voodoo Doughnut is “The magic is in the hole.” However, both the pothole doughnut and the mango tango don’t have standard doughnut holes.  Just look (bottom left of top layer for the pothole doughnut):

and (mango tango):

Thus, no holes. One is a long john style and the other a filled round, without holes. If there are no holes…where is the magic?

I’m confused.

My wife insisted that there are still holes where the filling was inserted (bavarian creme for the pothole doughnut and mango jelly for the mango tango). However, those are clearly insertion wounds, not holes. They don’t go all the way through.

So…where’s the magic? I know it’s still there…I just don’t know where.