Talk So Small Brains May Fall!

It never fails from sea to sea where ever you go people are saying stupid things to thee. Do they think everyone is blind? I mean I know many humans have their head up their behind. That is just nothing new. Much like the small talk that comes due.

I'm standing beside you.
I'm standing behind you.
I've come into your view.
Here's the first thing you spew.

It's raining.
It's sunny.
In weather training?
After money?

It doesn't matter where you are.
It doesn't matter who you see.
Whether you got there by car,
Or swung in from tree to tree.

It's hot.
It's cold.
On a cot?
After gold?

You could be standing.
You could be on your knees.
An alien could be landing,
But you'll still hear about the breeze.

Some strong gust.
Some bleak day.
Whether in lust,
Or rolling in hay.

It's the same everywhere.
People tell you the weather.
They say it with flair,
Whenever you get together.

Lord and behold,
You sweat a whole lot.
Oh it's so cold,
Wait! No, it's hot.

Did you see that storm?
Did you see that sun?
Those clouds can sure form.
Alright, now I am done.

How can I help you today?
What is it you would like?
I've said all I want to say,
So go take a hike.

Are you humans crazy? Maybe just a bit lazy? Or you just have nothing better to say then what is already on display. Get it? Display! Meaning all near you have seen it today. But oh no, you still have to tell all high and low. If I want to hear about the weather in my own backyard, I'll do something not so hard. I'll look outside at the sky and the grass. No need to repeat it all day to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.