Suffer A Hiccup, All Damned Up!

The cat has found many things you don't have a good choice, well unless you are like the cat and in some things you can rejoice. Like some hateful humans avoiding you forever. Now that is a worthwhile endeavor.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
You can turn blue or just go with won't.
Go all PC and people make fun of thee.
Forget the PC and the PTA comes after thee.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Nothing is new and admit it they won't.
Car breaks down every other day.
To car payment town or let repairs take your pay?

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Work on you like glue, stop they won't.
Hate the 9-5 with every fiber of your being.
But if you want to survive you can't go fleeing.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
You can turn blue or just go with won't.
Help family out and listen to them whine.
Or hear them shout when given the no sign.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Nothing is new and admit it they won't.
Go pay rent and no money to eat.
Landlord can get bent and out on the street.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Work on you like glue, stop they won't.
Step on eggs shells around a grumpy goo,
Or listen to their hells as they go moo.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
You can turn blue or just go with won't.
Don't follow back and get some flack.
A follow back attack forms a spam pack.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Nothing is new and admit it they won't.
Vote for one, ignore the other.
Vote for none, rely on your mother.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Work on you like glue, stop they won't..
Show up late and get scolded for it.
Don't take the bait and still get in shit.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
You can turn blue or just go with won't.
Use a public loo and catch germs galore,
Or let a mess come due and wear those underwear no more.

That is a lot of damning at my sea. Any that can be added by thee? Those people that whine about this or that forgo the damning says the cat. Just tell them to take a hike. Hopefully they won't put your head on a spike. And so another rhyme has come to pass from my damn little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.