This Candy Doesn't Sound Dandy!

Did you know that there is some strange candy out there? You humans are nuts at your lair. Nerds and gummi bears and tootsie rolls, oh my. But they aren't the weird ones they want you to try.

It's Big Nuts!
Add pounds to butts.
Give the bar a whirl.
Nuts for a boy and girl.

It's Crackheads!
No need for meds.
Just have some chocolate cover espresso.
Warning, might make you mess umm go.

Wiener Nougats R Us!
They are all the fuss.
Grab a wiener and dig in.
Mix with spotted dick for the win.

Cream Collon is here.
Mmmm have no fear.
Just give it a lick.
Might do the trick.

Ayds are ready!
Eat them steady.
Keep the Dr. away,
With Ayds each day.

Haribo Creamy Dreams!
Fed to baseball teams.
Wait! I can get you some for free.
Let me hawk up a hairball for thee.

Crunky just for you?
A funky monkey coming due?
You still might get chunky,
Chowing down on old crunky.

Asse is just for you.
Yep, really it is true.
Something may have got lost in translation.
Don't Asse bars bring you elation?

A Nut Milk bar!
You will go far.
That nutty milk goodness is great.
Want to add one to your plate?

And finally one for you,
That you can feed to the crew.
They come in fancy trucks.
Have some Starburst Sucks!

Ready to suck on a starburst? Are you left wondering which is the worst? Who names these things anyway? Does anyone want to be reminded of a butt when they eat at their bay? They would all give the cat gas. So I will avoid them with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.