A Little Ditty On Pity!

The cat has seen a few here and there, as I'm sure you have at your lair. Those that whine and whine some more, trying to extort pity at their shore. Once in a while many humans have a pity party come due, but not every other day like some with a loose screw.

Poor pitiful me.
I have no glee.
Won't you come see?
Listen to poor pitiful me.

Life is hard.
I'm a whiny bard.
So listen to me,
I'm as pitiful as can be.

Give me your pity,
Town or city.
Forget your weary, tired and sick,
I'm all of those brick by brick.

So pity me all.
Pity my phone call.
Pity this and that.
I'll even take pity from a cat.

I whine away life.
Pity my strife.
Pity my being.
Is that pity I'm seeing?

Pffft shut the hell up.
Worse than a pup.
Whining about the same old crap,
With their pity me lap.

Only so much one can take,
Before telling them to bake a cake.
Then shove that cake up their rear.
But they still bend your ear.

Poor pitiful me.
I've been forsaken by thee.
Poor, poor pitiful me.
I'll drown in the sea.

Good! Drown you should.
Have me wishing you would.
My ears would have peace.
Maybe just ship you to Greece.

There you can whine Greek.
Maybe whiners they seek.
Poor pitiful me,
I just sat and listened to thee.

Pfffft the cat has no time for such crap. All kinds of bad things across the map. Once in a blue moon, okay. But not every other day. A whiner at a certain, rhymes with perk, place sure could whine at a steady pace. My ears are happy never again to hear that lass. So much better for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.