Flipping You Off Today Here At My Bay!

Did you just see what I did there? Did it really make you stare? I just gave you the finger. I even let it linger. You should be so insulted at your sea. You should really give it back to me.

It was such a claim.
The finger came.
Up it went.
Go get bent.

Wait! I got a finger?
It did linger.
But still it was a finger for me?
Oh no! A finger I see.

That is such a threat.
I am now a upset pet.
The finger I caught.
That hurt a whole lot.

It was like a poke to the eye.
A kick below to a guy.
A whack with a bat.
Getting pissed on by a cat.

Wait! What?
Nope, not even a cut.
So what's bad about the finger I got?
Beats this rhyming nut.

Should I be insulted by its mole?
Maybe you like a small flag pole?
I've got a few fingers too.
Can yours go moo?

Why is that insulting anyway?
Oh no! A finger is on display.
Whoopdi friggin doo.
Humans need to get a clue.

Why not give the ass cheek?
That may insult many who peek.
Or take off your shoe and give the toe.
Give everyone a toe jam show.

Pick your nose and flick,
Or give it a good lick.
That can insult too.
Give them the hairy back at your zoo.

But a finger, oh no!
That is so insulting at my show.
I can't take it anymore.
Your finger can really bore.

Doesn't it seem as pointless as can be to be insulted by a finger at your sea? It's like being insulted by an eyeball looking at you. A finger is sure nothing new. Maybe insult someone with no fingers at all by giving them a finger call. But how is a finger crass? Beats my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.