Shouldn’t May 5 Be Dark Side Day?

I’m sure we all know that May 4th is known as Star Wars day. If you don’t know, then you probably don’t care and can probably stop reading this post. For those that are still reading, shouldn’t May 5th then be Dark Side day?

After all, May 4 is Star Wars day because “May the fourth” sounds like “May the force” if you lisp ��little. However, if you’re lisping already…doesn’t “May the fifth” sound like “May the Sith?”

I think so.

Thus, May 5th should be Dark Side day. If May 4th is Star Wars day, then I think this is only fair. Equal time and all that.

Granted, some people might suggest that we shouldn’t celebrate the Dark Side. However, given that both are fictional aspects of a series of movies, I think any moral judgment is ridiculous. We should be able to celebrate Dark Side day if we want to.