This tastes like root beer. I’m not kidding. It’s...

This tastes like root beer. I’m not kidding. It’s like smoking a bowl of root beer.

Apparently, this was what Hugh Hefner smoked (back when he did), but I bought some anyway. Personally, I think Hugh Hefner is gross–the silk pajamas, the plastic blonde ball boob girlbots: YEESH. But he had interesting taste in pipe tobacco.

Root beer!

I don’t inhale pipe tobacco. To me, it’s like wearing incense on your face. But I do taste it and, wow, root beer.

Did I mention this stuff tastes like root beer? It’s weirdly fascinating. I kind of can’t get over it.

I still wouldn’t let Hef in the house, consigning him to the shed or dog pen, but I’ll smoke his weed.

Root beer!